USA is proud to present you with the best quotes received by us.
- "Do you like Muscle
Cars? Do you like Ice Cream? Do you like Van Halen? Do you like Jacuzzi's? Do you want to
go home with me?"
-John Michael Myrick
- "girls like you drive me
crazy...beautiful and talented!"
-boy at Flash
- "if you two weren't so
cool I would've fucked both of you by now!"
-A. M. Jones in NYC
- "every half hour is a
half hour of heaven."
-Robert Brostrom of SFSU
- "Finally, two hot rock
chicks are in the bar tonight...take me home...I've got the six-pack!"
-Cali in L.A.
- "If it helps, miss
personality, you look FLAWLESS"
-boy at Spaceland
- "I don't care what
color you are, baby, I'm a MAN and you're a WOMAN"
-man at 7-11
- "You should tell your
boss to give you a raise 'cause you shore look smart"
-95 year old man at liquor store
- "I've got a really cool
highrise in Hollywood. You should come and check it out some sometime."
-man with crocodile dundee hat on new years eve 1999
- "You're the mayor of
-Jimmy Hey of L.A.
- "In a beauty contest,
you ALL win!"
-older magician at Magic Castle
- "Are we going to get
shot?" (cop says...)"No, you're too beautiful to get shot"
(Kirstin talking to cop at "stakeout")...